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Should I take a safe job or should I do one that will make me happier but is less safe?
There is a Japanese concept called Ikigai.
Ikigai is the intersection between what you love, what you’re good at, what the world needs, and what you can be paid for. It is the bliss, the purpose and the intention behind what you are doing. It is the reason you get out of bed; the purpose for being alive. If you are lucky enough to find something that sets your fucking heart on fire then disregard what people think, get out of your head, get out of your way, and go create the life you want.
♥️ Sensuality and massage are my my Ikigai ♥️
Xoxo Helena 🌸
Hotwife (ing): A practice among married couples in which the wife is open to seek sex partners, to the satisfaction of the husband.
I am 41 years old, & am married to a client I met 13 years ago when I dabbled in this industry. After my very brief dalliance in the adult entertainment industry, I stopped for nearly a decade to work as an Executive Assistant to a CEO, to eventually throw in the towel on my Admin career to attend a 2-year Massage Therapy program. I do not have a university education, although I am married to a man with two Masters’ so I like to think that I can carry on an intelligent conversation ;)
If you saw me on the street, you’d never know that I do “this”. I am an older version of the girl-next-door, and my neighbors and acquaintances would die of shock if they knew I was doing this. I am mostly a good girl…. but not when I leave my farm and come into the city to see you ;)
I choose this “job” for several reasons. Firstly, I love men. I love passionate encounters, and touching and being touched. I love both lovemaking and getting fucked senseless. Secondly, it beats sitting at a desk 8 hours a day working on budget slides and spreadsheets. Thirdly, I love being able to work less than a traditional 40-hour week and getting to spend more time on my farm and my passions. Lastly, I get a real thrill out of the naughtiness of this all. I have ALWAYS been willing to take the road less traveled and it has paid off. I’ve met cool people, traveled the world and had some damn good sex ;)
Every day I tell myself: “what you do is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it”
Things I truly enjoy are yoga, off-grid living and homesteading (I own a quarter section I use as a revenue-generating hobby farm) alternative medicine & healing energy studies, riding my quad, live theater (Fringe & the Citadel in particular), traveling (35 countries and counting, and I lived abroad for seven years in my twenties), dark roast coffee, fishing, camping, reading, hearing people stories (nothing is too weird or out there for me), & getting regularly well f*cked ;) I am a cheerful, albeit thoughtful person that is extremely grounded. I value my physical, emotional, mental and spiritual health, and am very self-aware. These qualities make me a mature but fun-loving companion, able to offer a classy, tantalizing, & mutually pleasurable experience.
My preferences are at a bit of a confluence. On one hand, I love extended, slow sessions that dabble in energy play, teasing, and drawing out pleasure for as long as possible. And, on the other hand, I sometimes enjoy fast and furious carnal relations. Both are equally pleasurable and enjoyed.
I am a registered massage therapist (RMT), and I have done over 3000 hours in massage training, while graduating top of my class with a 95% average. My continuing education includes ten days in Hawaii studying Lomi Lomi (a sensual -but not sexual - massage style), Tantra (currently practicing, but also still a work-in-progress), Thai Massage in Boston, MA (which I am not currently offering), Cupping, Hot Stones, Reflexology & Thai Hot Bamboo massage.
I am all-natural, and am a fairly laid back woman. I don’t look like an Instagram model, but I have a soft, curvy body, bright eyes and a big smile. I don’t smoke and have never done drugs, and only drink very occasionally. I am a great conversationalist; I love hearing how people think and learning what makes them tick and am happy to spend time talking before or after any fun we have. I am not going to rush our session; I do this because I love sensuality, exploration and excitement; I am not looking to take your money and move you along as quickly as possible. I like keeping life edgy, and this is my drug.
Stats
Height: 5’7
Clothing Size: Medium
Shoe Size: 7.5/8
Bust: 36DD enhanced
Hair: Red
Eyes: Blue-Green bedroom eyes that reflect my Icelandic roots.
I have, for the most part, a natural appearance. I enjoy wearing sexy (but not overly complicated) lingerie & doing my hair and make-up, but I am not over the top. I am an older version of the girl-next-door. You could also consider me a MILF, as I do indeed have little people. Disclaimer: I don’t have stretch marks to show for it (in case that’s your thing).
Random Tidbits:
I started doing “this” in Dec 2020 then cashed my chips out of Edmonton and moved to a rural property a few years ago. I’d been living a life of comfortable mediocrity and was ready for some big changes ;)
I am born and raised in Alberta. I love living in the backwoods and I love my small town.
Having said that…..I have traveled to 30+ countries and lived & worked in several of those. Most of my twenties was spent living overseas (Europe and the South Pacific).
I do not have a university degree because I quit uni and moved to Ireland and Scotland for three years to bartend. A move I never regretted
My acreage is my canvas and I’m always scheming to make it better. While many ladies are saving up for designer handbags and a Lexus, I am saving up to fence more pastures and build more coops, sheds, and barns.
I have purebred gun dogs that pretty much rule my life at home, lol. But I love them to bits, and am totally a dog person
I like fantasy movies; Beowolf, Pan’s Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings & the Hobbit all turn my crank.
I am an introvert (an INTJ; some of you will know what that is ;) and I love one-on-one time with people and thrive on personal connections. I do not like big crowds or parties. Hanging out at a busy mall would be my personal definition of hell.
Favorite topics of conversation: real estate, disaster planning/prepping/ off-the-grid living and self reliance, travel, politics, and sex & relationships
What kind of provider am I?
I am open-minded and want to give you the experience you seek, within my boundaries. You work hard for your money and I am happy to have a chat or email conversation with you about what it is you seek, to be sure you get the experience you are looking for. Don’t be shy to throw any ideas my ways. I am non-judgemental and love requests. If I do not think I am able to truly enjoy and provide you what you are looking for, I will decline the booking.
