The Housewife Next Door
Hotwife
Tantra-Inspired Sensuality
Companionship RMT
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Every day I tell myself: “what you do is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it”
Things I truly enjoy are yoga, off-grid living and homesteading (I own a quarter section I use as a revenue-generating hobby farm) alternative medicine & healing energy studies, riding my quad, live theater (Fringe & the Citadel in particular), traveling (35 countries and counting, and I lived abroad for seven years in my twenties), dark roast coffee, fishing, camping, reading, hearing people stories (nothing is too weird or out there for me), & getting regularly well f*cked ;) I am a cheerful, albeit thoughtful person that is extremely grounded. I value my physical, emotional, mental and spiritual health, and am very self-aware. These qualities make me a mature but fun-loving companion, able to offer a classy, tantalizing, & mutually pleasurable experience.
My preferences are at a bit of a confluence. On one hand, I love extended, slow sessions that dabble in energy play, teasing, and drawing out pleasure for as long as possible. And, on the other hand, I sometimes enjoy fast and furious carnal relations. Both are equally pleasurable and enjoyed.
I am a registered massage therapist (RMT), and I have done over 3000 hours in massage training, while graduating top of my class with a 95% average. My continuing education includes ten days in Hawaii studying Lomi Lomi (a sensual -but not sexual - massage style), Tantra (currently practicing, but also still a work-in-progress), Thai Massage in Boston, MA (which I am not currently offering), Cupping, Hot Stones, Reflexology & Thai Hot Bamboo massage.
I am all-natural, and am a fairly laid back woman. I don’t look like an Instagram model, but I have a soft, curvy body, bright eyes and a big smile. I don’t smoke and have never done drugs, and only drink very occasionally. I am a great conversationalist; I love hearing how people think and learning what makes them tick and am happy to spend time talking before or after any fun we have. I am not going to rush our session; I do this because I love sensuality, exploration and excitement; I am not looking to take your money and move you along as quickly as possible. I like keeping life edgy, and this is my drug.
Stats
Height: 5’7
Clothing Size: Medium
Shoe Size: 7.5/8
Bust: 36DD enhanced
Hair: Red
Eyes: Blue-Green bedroom eyes that reflect my Icelandic roots.
I have, for the most part, a natural appearance. I enjoy wearing sexy (but not overly complicated) lingerie & doing my hair and make-up, but I am not over the top. I am an older version of the girl-next-door. You could also consider me a MILF, as I do indeed have little people. Disclaimer: I don’t have stretch marks to show for it (in case that’s your thing).
Random Tidbits:
I started doing “this” in Dec 2020 then cashed my chips out of Edmonton and moved to a rural property a few years ago. I’d been living a life of comfortable mediocrity and was ready for some big changes ;)
I am born and raised in Alberta. I love living in the backwoods and I love my small town.
Having said that…..I have traveled to 30+ countries and lived & worked in several of those. Most of my twenties was spent living overseas (Europe and the South Pacific).
I do not have a university degree because I quit uni and moved to Ireland and Scotland for three years to bartend. A move I never regretted
My acreage is my canvas and I’m always scheming to make it better. While many ladies are saving up for designer handbags and a Lexus, I am saving up to fence more pastures and build more coops, sheds, and barns.
I have purebred gun dogs that pretty much rule my life at home, lol. But I love them to bits, and am totally a dog person
I like fantasy movies; Beowolf, Pan’s Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings & the Hobbit all turn my crank.
I am an introvert (an INTJ; some of you will know what that is ;) and I love one-on-one time with people and thrive on personal connections. I do not like big crowds or parties. Hanging out at a busy mall would be my personal definition of hell.
Favorite topics of conversation: real estate, disaster planning/prepping/ off-the-grid living and self reliance, travel, politics, and sex & relationships